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Need a new coach for a new team...

Discussion in 'Softball Forum' started by CanAmMan, Oct 2, 2006.

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  1. Oct 2, 2006 at 9:13 AM #1
    CanAmMan

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    We will be called the diaper dandy's!!!!!! We will start in the spring with a couple of 10u tourny's then move up to 14u for a couple then by middle of summer we should be ready for the 18u showcase circuit!!! We will need the coach to not only teach but also change our girls..... I want my granddaughter to be the star pitcher & I will give the coach a little extra to make her a star.... now granted that she is only 2 yrs old is there anyone that would like to help us out & be our coach????????;) ;) ;) ;)
     
  2. Oct 2, 2006 at 9:14 AM #2
    EnkaJet04

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    I thought you said you were going to stop? lol
     
  3. Oct 2, 2006 at 9:18 AM #3
    CanAmMan

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    I know I need to, OK, I will stop, I hope I can, maybe I can!!!!!!!
     
  4. Oct 2, 2006 at 9:40 AM #4
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    How old did you say you were ???
    Never mind I 've figured it out.......... Guru....:gaga:
     
  5. Oct 2, 2006 at 9:50 AM #5
    EnkaJet04

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    Not everybody can hang with the CanAm....its not for the weak or faint of heart....lol
     
  6. Oct 2, 2006 at 1:37 PM #6
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    New coach.....ME ME ME ME ME (sorry LBlues1)

    Ok, since I am auditioning, here goes....Qualifications.....:notworthy

    It has only been 2 years since my youngest got out of diapers, so can change them, no sweat....gimme some hand sanitizer, will ya'?, Anyone? :gaga:

    my middle one turns 7 in a few days, so 8u is here, front and center....and my oldest is playing 14u for the Blues, played 16u this weekend, against 2 18u teams who dropped down to kick some booty....I got it covered.........;)

    I will take this on IF, and only IF, Guru can help me when the parents get rowdy when breastfeeding is required....the parents who choose other liquid refreshments may feel strongly that that is a personal thing and must be done in private. Could get out of control, quick...:confused:

    The fee is negotiable to make your granddaughter the star....pm me with your offer....remember, my 7 year old throws 68 with a mean drop ball, so going to be tough to unseat her, but I will SELL OUT for the right price, or at least a dinner out at the Waffle House....:rolleyes:
     
  7. Oct 2, 2006 at 1:42 PM #7
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    Team

    This team would not be anymore work than some parents who whine, rant, and pitch tandrums. Heck maybe I'll take the job as an assistant with John and Guru! Just give me plenty of Waffle House with an occassional Krispy Kreme donut.
     
  8. Oct 2, 2006 at 1:52 PM #8
    jfagala

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    SOLD!!

    Anyone else???

    Need trainer, lactation instructor, sanitation engineer (fir them there diapers),
    snack coordinator (successful candidate must be able to provide those dang orange slices and grapes, like those "soccer moms" provide), fashion director (to cooridinate our fusia colored unis) and a mule, to pull our yellow equipment wagon from tourney to tourney.

    Currently, most coaches are filling all of these roles and the pay isn't good...
     
  9. Oct 2, 2006 at 2:00 PM #9
    cheeze105

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    sorry, have already told bmac that i will not run the babysitting service for asa, as, at 52 yrs old, i have already absorbed my lifetime allotment of poop.
     
  10. Oct 3, 2006 at 9:09 AM #10
    prklandsoftballdad

    prklandsoftballdad Set my brother FREE!!

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    if guru is in then so am i . i'll even take sanitation duty if i have to. my 2 are way past that but i do have experience between the animals they swore they would take care of and some of the parents i've dealt with. will also work for little to no pay!!!!!:gaga:
     
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