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Always heard around the ball park

Discussion in 'Baseball' started by EastOfRaleigh, Aug 9, 2008.

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  1. Aug 9, 2008 at 12:17 PM #1
    EastOfRaleigh

    EastOfRaleigh Full Access Member

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    Keep your eye on the ball.

    Don't hold the ball.

    Get down on the ball.

    If it's close, you gotta hit it. (with 2 strikes).
     
  2. Aug 9, 2008 at 1:51 PM #2
    Braves

    Braves Watauga Pioneers #6

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    Stop squeezin' the plate

    You're missing a good game

    Charge the ball

    Ball is 3 feet over batter's head and he takes it Good eye

    You're worse than Stretchy!!!!!!
     
  3. Aug 9, 2008 at 2:38 PM #3
    bball1

    bball1 Banned From TBR

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    My absolute favorite...

    Bow your neck....

    What does that mean anyway? and where did that saying come from?
     
  4. Aug 9, 2008 at 4:21 PM #4
    Plate Dad

    Plate Dad It is what it is!!!!

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    Ump get glasses.
    Brush off the plate.
     
  5. Aug 9, 2008 at 6:19 PM #5
    Stretchy

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    Kid strikes out on 3 pitches right down the middle AND.......

    ....you hear a Mom holler "that's ok honey"
     
  6. Aug 9, 2008 at 6:26 PM #6
    east

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    Bend your back ump

    I could tell that was a strike from way up here




    And my personal favorite

    YOU'RE GUILTY BLUE
     
  7. Aug 9, 2008 at 7:19 PM #7
    footbasketbase-fan

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    Ones I use when I disagree with the umpire on a called strike:
    "That's all right, not your pitch."
    "You couldn't hit that, you didn't bring your golf clubs."
     
  8. Aug 10, 2008 at 1:59 PM #8
    throw90

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    The best one I ever heard came out of Roxoboro when I was playing. This guy couldnt hit a loaf of bread with a base fiddle.
     
  9. Aug 10, 2008 at 3:52 PM #9
    Plate Dad

    Plate Dad It is what it is!!!!

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    I like you could not hit the broad side of a barn if it was on a tee and you were two feet away from it.
     
  10. Aug 10, 2008 at 4:58 PM #10
    coachevans26

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    A friend of mine (one that is known around here on TBR) once asked an ump if this was his cell phone. When the ump asked why, he said "well it says here, 1 missed call!!"
     
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