ID Showcase for Wiffle Ball League

I'm sorry, but I refuse to play naked. You will have to offer me one "heck" of a contract toget me to play in the buff. But, if the money is right...

 

wiffle ball.......

After consulting with my agent Skeet Boardarse, we have decided that if we can negotiate some terms our interest is peaked.

As BBRKS Fan stated, in the buff is out of the question, but if you can get me one of those cool swimming unitards like olympic swimmers wore, I will consider it. (Might have to get 3 or 4 and piece them together)

Cookies and HI C are out as refreshments, in order to maintain my svelt figure and cat like reflexes, I must have pizza and bud. Also there must be aid stations in between 1B and 2B and between 2B and 3B, refreshments will consist of pizza and bud. One of the sprinkly, mister things would be nice between bases as well.

Also, I want to either pitch or play shortstop and bat third in the order for marketing reasons, I need to be high profile on the field. One last thing, if Southern1 is the general manager, I won't play for peanuts!

Also, Braves........I believe that this would provide a great sponsorship opportunity as we discussed before for the:

Stretchy's Sport Thongs and Athletic Supporters
Official Butt Floss of Umpires and Athletes
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On a serious note, Country Boy, I think it is a good idea! If you could get people interested would be a great activity.

 

You'd have to cheat in order to beat him. I guess you never got this for cheating growing up...

tsk tsk tsk...haven't you ever heard the saying "cheaters never prosper?"

 

Be careful what you wish for buddy.....

Braves telling Kevin after his debut....don't worry my friend there is always soccer!!!!!!

 

Nicely played Stretchy........

Before I get cut though could we try a 15 day DL stint along with a minor league rehab assignment. The skill is there, it's just that it has a long journey to make it thru all my layers!

A crossover athlete.....hummmm! Worked for Bo and Primetime, let me call my agent.

 

I think I heard that from somewhere, but I never really paid it much attention, except when it applied to school work.

 

Hey Kevin- Have your people call my people

 

Here is What I'm Offering/Rules of the Game

1)Everybody will play SS and hit in the 3 hole
2)Everyone gets a "no cut" contract
3)Everyone over 50 can spend as much time on the DL
and in rehab as they wish
4)I will have automatic fences that move in every time
I come to the plate to ensure I win the HR crown.
5)Free Lemon/Kool Aid at each game with free cookies
and hot dogs
6)I will supply the bats, balls and facility
7)I will make up the rules as we go along to ensure
my team wins.
8)No coaches
9)No Umps, we will argue amongst ourselves till we
get it right or the bully wins.
10)If I get mad, I will take my bat and ball and go
Home, GAME OVER!

 

Man this is is getting bigger than showcase ball. Guess I will bring my agent (mom) to insure that little plate dad gets a fair shake. By the way can we have Cherry Kool-Aid? Lemon does not leave stains on my sleeves.

 

Plate Dad is the best

Mom does her spin and gets her big boy a contract with the Danville Dishes and he goes on to greatness "confusing" all the batters with his delivery and he wins the MVP award, which he proudly hangs on his bedroom door.