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Crazy Play!

Discussion in 'Softball Forum' started by gridfaniker, Mar 18, 2011.

  1. gridfaniker

    gridfaniker Loathsome

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    saw this one in Canada last week:

    Runner on first and third and one out. the batter slaps a line drive off the third-base umpire's onions and it ricochets right to to the catcher, who grabs the ball before it hits the ground. the runner on third had broken for home on contact but attempts a quick retreat when she sees the catcher, a roundish 4-9, 235 pounder, catch the ball. The catcher whips the ball back toward third but the runner makes it back just in time. Meanwhile, the runner at first has tagged up and is huffing and puffing to second (she's a fat pig too). the third baseman, seeing no one covering second, sprints toward the bag but the runner barely beats the throw. the third baseman sits down and begins crying. that's when the runner at third breaks for home. the centerfielder runs in and grabs the ball from the third baseman and chucks it home. the catcher gets the ball but can't make the tag in time and the runner scores. this puts the batting team up by eight runs and unleashes the mercy rule. the team in the field is furious and they all converge on the third baseman, who is still crying, and proceed to stomp on her head, thighs and torso with their cleats. a member of the Royal Canadian Mount Police sees all this and rides onto the field, dismounts at second base and begins yodeling. all the girls except the stomped-on third baseman begin yodeling too.

    has anyone ever seen a similar play? it was very strange. But then again, Canadian rules may be different from the rules you southern-fried redneck weirdos are used to.

    (Please send any angry BMs and/or telegrams to Dr. Carl Shrapnel, MD. He put me up to this)
     
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    Shrapnel Stinky

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  3. gridfaniker

    gridfaniker Loathsome

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    Shrapnel Stinky

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    I thought Braves told you not to come around here no more!!!! And dragging my good name through the mud will not bode well for you, I'll tell you that!!!

    Now, be gone with you. Or I shall be forced to contact the administration.
     
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    Shrap, I dunno what to say. Grid acts like this is something unique. Admittedly, they don't break out in a yodel. But it is kinda cool when they start a karoke to the Southern National Anthem "Free Bird."
     
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    :sunny::sunny: Braves, Now dont go encouraging the boys.
    Grid and Schrap. Thanks for the occasional Drive by. It keeps things in perspective, and reminds me of the old days. By the way how is whats her name that big ol girl that crow hopped her way to a full ride a few years back?
     
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    Are you talkin' about Shrap's 3rd wife? Lainey had him kick her to the curb
     
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    I think they called her (the third wife) Eileen as she had one short leg But I dont recall her crow hopping Bar hopping yes but not crow hopping
     
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    almost missed this one. good work.
     
  10. Daddydobber*

    Daddydobber* Where Did He Go ???

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    :nopityA::rock_band::band::drums: :drummer::guitar:

    WHAT SONG IS IT YOU WANT TO HEAR !!!!!!!!!!
     

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