Week 8, April 16-21

Huh?

The ball was hit directly in front of the RF. If he would have kept coming in for it it would have been F9. After it hit right in front of him he waved at it as it went right past his hip.

A rock?...... And a dog ate his homework?

 

but Johnny is such an easy target. And a funny kid. Did you hear what Little Johnny told his teacher when she asked him to use urinate in a sentence?

He said Teacher Ur an 8. if you had __________ you'd be a 10.

I will let you guys fill in the blank

 

Brian is unstable

Leave Brian (AGYK) Alone! lol

 

Naughty Pitchers Daddy

I can't believe you went there. I have a thousand little Johnny jokes but they're not makin' it onto TBR. I promised Bravesy that I wouldn't.

 

Hey Naughty catchers daddy:

I was thinking blond hair as the answer.......what were you thinking? Little Johnny is harmless in my jokes. You must have a dirty mind.

 

Filthy....................like the slider I never had.

 

I was not there so you would have to take that up with the scorer because I pulled the info from what was turned in by the team.

 

I knew that

Just tackling everybody until I find out who has the ball.

 

Your Turn

Whew, glad this week's scoring is over....Unless you are interested in the STEALTH game today between Providence and Sun Valley! Two tired teams, one coming off of a 160 pitch outing from five different pitchers and one coming off a 14 inning one run loss using three different pitchers.

Heard from the Secret Service (the ones released by Blowbama this week) that the final was 12-2 PHS. Box score can be found on the back of a tuxedo rental card tucked into a mayonnaise jar under Dan Buttrey's back porch (near the horse barn).

But, since were on the topic....

Teacher's lesson was the Five Senses---today's lesson was "TASTE".

Creative teacher used lifesavers for the blindfolded children. After easily guessing CHERRY and LEMON, the teacher threw them a SLIDER....a HONEY flavored lifesaver!

After minutes went by and no one could guess the flavor the teacher gave them a hint: "It's what your mommy calls your daddy sometimes."

JOHNNY SCREAMED AND YELLED .... EVERYBODY SPIT IT OUT... IT'S AN AxxHOLE!!!!!

Now that's funny right there....

 

THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY UNCALLED FOR!





and hillarious! told my wife!