TBR Computer Store

Recently overheard this conversation between Coach27 trying to purchase a computer from Braves TBR computer store. My sincerest apologies to ABBOTT and COSTELLO.

BRAVES: TBR computer store. Can I help you?

COACH27: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking
about buying a computer so I can post random worthless stuff on TBR.

BRAVES: Mac?

COACH27: No, the name's Kenny.

BRAVES: Your computer?

COACH27: I don't own a computer Eistein. That's why I'm calling you.

BRAVES: Mac?

COACH27: I told you, my name's Kenny.

BRAVES: What about Windows?

COACH27: No, got those. Rhonda makes me clean them weekly.

BRAVES: Do you want a computer with Windows?

COACH27: I don't know. What will I see when I look
at the windows?

BRAVES: Wallpaper.

COACH27: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software so I can respond to this guy who thinks legion is king. Probably won't post til like 2 a.m., since I have a lot of windows to clean

BRAVES: Software for Windows?

COACH27: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write
post, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?

BRAVES: Office.

COACH27: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

BRAVES: I just did.

COACH27: You just did what?

BRAVES: Recommend something.

COACH27: You recommended something?

BRAVES: Yes.

COACH27: For my office?

BRAVES: Yes

COACH27: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

BRAVES: Office.

COACH27: Yes, for my office!

BRAVES: I recommend Office with Windows.

COACH27: I told you, I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to send an e-mail to Strechy. What do I need?

BRAVES: Word.

COACH27: What word?

BRAVES: Word in Office.

COACH27: The only word in office is office.

BRAVES: The Word in Office for Windows.

COACH27: Which word in office for windows?

BRAVES: The Word you get when you click the blue 'W'.

COACH27: I'm going to click your blue 'w' if you don't start with some
straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? I need to track all this money I've made cutting grass to send my son to all these showcases making Andy Partin look like Terry Francona.

CONT.'

 

CONT.'

BRAVES: For bookkeeping, we've got "Money".

COACH27: Well I'm glad you do. I used too, before my son started playing for the Dirtbags. Now I can't pay attention. So what do you have?

BRAVES: Money.

COACH27: I need money to track my money?

BRAVES: It comes bundled with your computer.

COACH27: What's bundled with my computer?

BRAVES: Money.

COACH27: Money comes with my computer?

BRAVES: Yes. No extra charge.

COACH27: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

BRAVES: One copy.

COACH27: I don't know about Mecklenburg County but up here in Stem it's illegal to copy money?

BRAVES: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

COACH27: They can give you a license to copy money?

BRAVES: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

(A few days later)

BRAVES: TBR computer store. Can I help you?

COACH27: How do I turn my computer off? All these post about kids transferring schools makes me hope a stray bullet hits me right in the freaking head.

BRAVES: Click on 'START'

COACH27: What? I click START to STOP? Man, I gotta call COACHEVANS.

 

Coach "May i ask you to leave the office early for good"

LOL.......Coach 27 still thinks he can shoot me an email with a rubber band. No wonder he was seen shopping for them at Staples last night!!!!

 

You don't know how funny this is to someone who works as an IT person everyday and how close to true some of this I have actually heard.
You need to write a book. This is good!

 

Dang ncsu82

You wrote this and you can't make-up a decent AP quote?

 

It's illegal to post someone's private messages

 

When did TBR get a computer store.............just kidding.

NCSU82....this was great!

 

Transfer

Monday morning: A young lady working for my purchasing department tranferred to our service department. this young lady was nice as she could be, but a little nieve (sp).
She packed her personal items and moved to another building in our complex. About 11am I called her to express my extreme disappointment in her lack of concern when leaving my purchasing department. I stated that immediately after lunch she is to come back over to the purchasing office and remove the large amount of "white out" off the CRT screen.

Her reply: "I'm sorry, I'll be right there"
She showed up 10 minutes later.

 

I still dont understand

you can actually copy money?

 

Good one NCSU82

Didn't know you could copy money!

Imagine how stupid I feel now, because my wife always told me that it must grow on trees at our house.