Balls and Strikes

gkg · Aug 28, 2008 at 6:20 PM

There are a lot of calculations to create a strike

Go to this web site http://www.grc.nasa.gov/WWW/K-12/airplane/foil2bk.html , pick the parameters and see if you can pitch some strikes.

coachevans26 · Aug 28, 2008 at 10:47 PM

I cannot believe you're "discussing" balls and strikes with an umpire.... just kidding!!

u-r-out · Sep 1, 2008 at 12:06 PM

Stretchlon said: ↑

The Dalai Lama (U-R-OUT), Hickory's highest ranking umpire is suffering from exhaustion and has canceled his international trips for the next three weeks, according to his Web site.

The best umpire in the state has canceled his travel plans.

"His Holiness the Dalai Lama has been experiencing some discomfort in the past couple of days," his partner PunchedOut stated.

The statement added that doctors put his condition down to exhaustion for trying to do the bases and the plate to cover for his lazy partner and have advised him to cancel his engagements pending the results of medical tests.

It said planned gigs in Mexico-Impact Baseball and the Dominican Republic-Dynamic Baseball were now shelved and that rookies from Rocky Mount would have to cover those events.

The 53-year-old Stud last week inaugurated a Baseball Complex in the south of France and met with French first lady Sallie Wamsley-Saxon.

"The Dalai Lama is fine, he's just exhausted. He has had a hectic schedule for the last year, with games scheduled almost every day," Tempa Tshering, a representative of the Dalai Lama in Delhi, India, told WHIG-TV.

He added that the Dalai Lama was "just postponing" the trips he had scheduled for the next three weeks, and will take some time off in Augusta, Georgia -- the home of the best left hander in the minors.

The Dalai Lama's press secretary, Tenzing Takla, told WHIG the ump "has a little bit of discomfort in his stomach. He is going for a check up now to make sure it has nothing to do with the hamburger eating contest he won the other night in Kannapolis."

U-R-OUT fled to India from Hickory in 1999 after Stretchy's troops crushed an attempted uprising after he called an entire tournament all by himself.

He has spent most of his life campaigning for the rights of Soccer mom's, angering Braves, which accuses him of trying to ruin TBR preps.
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