Harvey--The Miracle!!!! Non-Baseball related

For 6 years I’ve been telling people about this creature in my yard. He comes around sparingly, but when he does I am always stunned. You see, he’s a squabbit. That’s right, he’s half squirrel/half rabbit. It’s the darndest thing. The face and front of the body is of a squirrel, the back has a rabbit tail and some “hoppers.” When he runs he takes his front legs and stretches, and then uses his back legs to hop—the craziest thing I have ever seen.

I have described “Harvey” to my buddies, but their replies are always insulting. It’s like describing Stretchy’s paramours---they’re incredulous. Well, that may not be the word, but you get my meaning. After suffering 6 years of constant harassment, I decided to take matters into my own hands and catch Harvey and prove to the world…okay the TBR world… that Harvey is real and livin’ large.

This past week, I donned my Elmer Fudd hat and shotgun, pitched my tent and waited for dawn for that wascally squwabbit. This morning my efforts finally paid off. I got him!!!! I got my Harvey and we’re off to Geraldo to start our new life together. When I get a chance to do the new Jay Leno Show, I’ll make sure I give a “shout out to TBR”, so be sure to be watching. I want to thank Diesel and AMF as the only two people in 6 years that believed in Harvey. For you two, I’ll ask my new BFF, Jay Leno, if he can hook you up with some celebs. You name it and it’s yours.

Don’t worry; I’ll always try to remember my old friends on TBR

Okay…HERE HE IS!!!!! …………………………HARVEY

 

Wow... That's awesome Looey. Too funny.

 

Uhh, Braves? You ok?

 

I knew things had been slow lately, but jeez... now Braves is out harassing yard critters!

 

The man is better than Hugh Hefner....

Just like Luis to always be chasing after some tail......

 

Squirrels on Juice!

 

Looks like even the yard animals have jumped in the inbreeding pool with the locals...heeheehee gonna have to say Karl's squirrel probably breeding with whatever he wants in your backyard!

 

Squirrels suffer from lack of respect



Squirrels are trying to beef up their reputation nationwide. Let's face it, a squirrel doesn't strike fear in an opponent. You'll never hear this on ESPN: The Fighting Irish of Notre Dame head to Virginia to take on the Fighting Squirrels of Mary Baldwin College. Could be one hell of a volleyball match, but football, no way.

 

Absolutely.....no respect

 

"This past week, I donned my Elmer Fudd hat and shotgun"

Didn't know shotguns could take pictures

Wonder what else will come out of Dr. Luis Frankenstein's lab (tool shed) - Braves must be trying to re-live youth from the many episodes of "Shock Theater"