Funniest guest player ad ever

This was on a message board here in NC . Funniest ad I have ever read!!!!

3/13/10
Looking to Guest Play (14U)

Looking to guest play in the Greenville, Rocky Mount, and Williamston area. Play with the Dirt Dobbers when they play. Can play outfield, 1st, 2nd, and pitch once in a while. Play on the high school team: postions throw the ball to the infield when they go out on the field, pick the ball up when the outfield throws the ball back to the dugout, also picks bats up. One time caught a ball in the outfield, but it was foul. Have pitched in a game, almost got three strikes, but time ran out. Can keep bench down as good as anyone, and cheer very loud. Good with water cooler and cups, and don't text in the dugout. If interested email ************ plus have good looking daddy, and mama getting kinda old. PS, Have a glove and bat, but may need to borrow $20

 

Nice!

Fish

 

I wonder how that's going for her?

 

Awesome!!

 

This Is Not What You Asked for But

I read one time where a new team was getting started....... it read as...


New travel team forming need a 1st baseman, 2nd baseman, SS, Third baseman, and a pitcher and catcher. So of course you know me I responded do you need any outfielders?? They said yea them to....LOL.... Go Figure !!

Guru

 

This girl's got a future in advertising! Or writing for a comedy show!