Hit it where they ain't

Cardinal Gibbons 2nd baseman Robbie Thorburn has hit in 14 consecutive games? NO.................................. 14 straight AT BATS....the kid must have x-ray vision. (Info courtesy of my good buddy Pete)

 

If you ever need a good ol jinx, contact Stretchy Stretcherson at 252-STR-ETCH.

But seriously, that's great.

 

Would his parents be intersted in relocating to beautiful Kernersville, NC?
Wonderful area, great folks, and at least one fine high school educational establishment.
(He would have to shift from 2B though... I love mine!)

 

Yours is a winner catcoach...love watching him play.

 

Poor kid. As JM15 said, the kid has been hit with the Stretchy jinx.

 

Absolutely!
I call him G-money 'cause that's what it is if it's hit within 40 feet of his leather.

If anyone has an ear at Gardner-Webb, tell them to pull the trigger on him!

 

Hey now Cat...there is another fine establishment in Kernersville as well!!

 

Yes, but it costs a lot to attend...................... Bishop.

(Inside KVegas jab)

 

Ouch that hurts!! More quality people at the one that it doesn't cost so much for! I have a lot of family ties (or used to, mom retired) to the real school of Kernersville!

 

I'm well aware, but I couldn't resist.
Your mom was an asset at East Fo%^$*# - dirty word - helping a lot of girls at their game.
And your little brother mowed down too many for me to think fondly of him. Thankfully we weren't in conference then.

And watch those "real school" comments.
We don't want anybody to catch on that we're just pretending over here.
They keep sending us paychecks!



T-shirt idea:
Glenn High...
the real East of the Forsyths!


(Really, you can check it on a map and everything. We are farther east!)