Captain Morgan

Listen Captain,Sly I spend 12 hours a day walking among the biggest,baddest ,meanest 18-25 year old SOB's the state of North Carolina can send and I NEVER fear a damn one of them. I'll tell you bastards the same thing I tell them when they come in,"I'm not mean but the mean don't **** with me". In the years I've worked at the DOC I've had two inmates stupid enough to take a swing at me. I took care of business and then called my fellow officers to come in and take the trash out. You guy's go to your soft ass jobs and talk your shit all you want but I live it every day and I never fear it. No brag,just fact.

BTW, good thread today, you should ask questions more often.

I removed them

well what good is that?

what an odd measurement, but it suits you.

no fair, you and Roto working in tandem, but I guess you have to get a full brain somehow.

I know.

Where's my present?

A thorn defends the rose, harming only those who would steal the blossom.

you would be pointing in the right direction with the cup size thing.

Did you ever get your hole filled? Sorry my breast weren't available, we had other plans that night.