BigVito

just ate some cheetos!

:)

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Vito!!

Listen Captain,Sly I spend 12 hours a day walking among the biggest,baddest ,meanest 18-25 year old SOB's the state of North Carolina can send and I NEVER fear a damn one of them. I'll tell you bastards the same thing I tell them when they come in,"I'm not mean but the mean don't **** with me". In the years I've worked at the DOC I've had two inmates stupid enough to take a swing at me. I took care of business and then called my fellow officers to come in and take the trash out. You guy's go to your soft ass jobs and talk your shit all you want but I live it every day and I never fear it. No brag,just fact.

I'm embarrassed it took me a week to get it.

so..I take your advice and walk down to my boss'es office and ask him if I can tell him a joke. He say's sure. So I tell it and shake my arms. He looks at me, no smile and says 'right'. Defeated again, I go back to my office. Just now he poked his head in smiling and say's 'I got it, arm..armies' as he points to his arm. :)

Holly, say the joke out loud and when you deliver the punchline shake your arms out in front of you.

That joke made sense to you CM?

Morgan, thank you so much. I'm glad someone "gets" me.