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A very popular scotsman dies in glasgow and his old widow wishes to tell all his friends at once so she goes to the newspaper and says
"I'd like tae place an obituary fur ma late husband" The man at the desk says "OK, how much money dae ye have?"
The old woman replies "£5" to which the man says "You wont get many words for that but write something and we'll see if it's ok" so the old woman writes something and hands it over the counter and the man reads "Peter Reid, fae Parkheid, deid"
He feels guilty at the abruptness of the statement and encourages the old woman to write a few more things. The old woman ponders and then adds a few more words and hand the paper over the counter again. The man then reads "Peter Reid, fae Parkheid deid. Ford Escort for sale"

LOS ANGELES A horse was injured and euthanized Tuesday during production of the racetrack drama "Luck," the third death in connection with the series. The animal was being led to a Santa Anita Park racetrack stable by a groom when it reared and fell back Tuesday morning, suffering a head injury, according to HBO. The horse was euthanized at the track in suburban Arcadia, where "Luck" is filming its second season.
"The horse was on her way back to the stall when she reared, flipped over backwards, and struck her head on the ground." An attending veterinarian determined that euthanasia was appropriate.

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nappy birthday

Hummmmmph!

Have you seen his fine Italian ass? You should. I can send you a picture if you'd like.

What am I doing now?

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Thanks for reminding :rollyeyes: I almost forgot. lolly