Concession Food Critics, Road Trips, TBR Bus, For Sale and Other Humor

The Resident Food Critics

Once you've seen Prepster & Me, you'll understand his statement.

Here's Prepster at the Concession Stand:

 

Here's me at the concession stand....

 

New TBR Road Trip Bus

Let us know in advance that you are coming..seats are limited due to the cheerleaders. But we try to accomodate our best friends and members..so sign up quickly

And yes, ..Gonzo drives the bus

 

Here's gonzo

As you can see, we are all highly qualified for the task at hand

 

High School Baseball Qualifying Entrance Examination

Time Limit: 3 Weeks


Name.__________________________________________


1. What language is spoken in France?


2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions - OR - give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.


3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to .
(a) build a bridge
(b) sail the ocean
(c) lead an army or
(d) WRITE A PLAY


4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
(a) Jewish
(b) Catholic
(c) Hindu
(d) Polish
(e) Agnostic


5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?


6, What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?


7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)


8. What are people in America's far north called?
(a) Westerners
(b) Southerners
(c) Northerners


9. Spell: Bush, Carter, and Clinton:
(a)Bush:
(b)Carter:
(c)Clinton:


10. Where does rain come from?
(a) Macy's
(b) 7-11
(c) Canada
(d) the sky


11. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George
the Sixth. Name the previous five:


12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of relativity?
(a) yes
(b) no


13. What are coat hangers used for?


14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?


15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic equilibrium - OR - spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.


16. Where is the basement in a three-story building located?


17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
(a) New York
(b) Florida
(c) Canada
(d) Wisconsin


18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?


19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?


20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
(a) B.C.
(b) A.D.

 

Whew........I was a little worried there for a minute. I got most of 'em right. Can I be an AD now?

 

South Mecks Gothic Insired Field House

A new definition of the BagDome....

Hear is South Meck's new gothically inspired field house being inflated .... It serves as the garage for the TBR Bus and embarcation point for all road trips by the 3 mousekateers and their fearless leader - Coach Braves.

We are in desperate need of a navigator.... Prep just keeps looking for places to eat and gonzo & I are still learning to read road signs instead of looking at the pictures. Braves can't be expected to drive the bus AND figure out where we are going!!!!!

 

I got 15 out of 20.
That makes me too smart for Indy, too dumb for Prov., but just right for Butler!!!!!

 

Tee ball ??

 

Guys... I only listed the questions that I missed.....