Stretchlon Star's - Stretchy

What Stretchy? No response?

 

Stretching the truth?

I am on the way to UNCW to see my son and can't respond right now BUT if I were you, Plate and Freddy I would watch my back this weekend. My Colombian cousins are not happy with the promise you made to not disclose the toys they stole from Aguyyouknow. I WILL BE BACK!!!!!!!!!

 

Barves & Freddy no worries. Talked with granny and she said she has it covered. Sent me this from the farm.
I guess the cousins better send out for coffee. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--K3X6rptE4&feature=related

 

This just in!!!!!!!!

Just got this in. Next week's on the Stretchlon Show. Now we know the whole deal?????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZIFTVcMaZU

 

The deal has been signed

Standby...I am going to make Plate Dad a STAR later today!!!

 

Plate Dad moves up in the world

Replacements Limited in Greensboro, North Kakalaki has announced the hiring of a new Policeman at their worldwide headquarters. This man is actually transferring from a less popular company where you lose vacation time just for polishing your badge on your lunch hour (only if you are caught of course). His duties will include the following:

1) driving by workers houses on weekends or at 5 am to be sure they live there
2) looking thru workers pocketbooks to make sure they have utility bills with them
3) making workers wait 1 hour to park in the company lot IF they don't drive the car they own


He will also be the guardian of the animals at the company Zoo. He will shine a flashlight in the deer's eyes each morning to freeze it from "going anywhere" and then he will bash the horse with his big shiny boots to make sure the thing is DEAD. (as is the transfer thread)

At no time will he allow the company to replace any worker that quits unless the new person was born within the property line of the company. He is going to have full power over all the help. He will be able to enlighten their minds by telling them which bathroom they must go to during the day.


His # 1 rule is: the only way that you will be allowed to leave this company is when the good Lord signs your transfer request and the Hearse shows up to get you OR if you are found out to be an illegal immigrant.


PS: I love you Plate Dad.....you remind me of Barney Fife.

 

WOW!!!!!!!!

Change is good.

 

CLASSIC!!!!

 

Braves to recruit for Mountaineers

Braves ready to go scouting in his new outfit. Watch for him at one of your games real soon.

 

Most of the time I am incognito...like this