We have two canidates

VP Choice

Just saw an AD on Coach 27 "my space page" where he is taking applications tonight, after his wife goes to bed, for his running mate.

He had 10 requirements listed. Here are the a few. (more later)

1) She must be the best looking mom on a showcase team that has a winning record.
2) She must be willing to share some of the skolly money her son receives this year.
3) She must have a purse full of chew on road trips as well as a spit bottle.
4) She must have lipstick available at all times so Coach 27 can pretty up the lips of the pigs he hangs out with.
5) She must be able plant false reports as to the financial strength of TBR so that Wall Street will go after Braves

 

The battle will be joined!!

I see the smear attacks have begun. Already my good friend Braves has sent out his army of cronies to attack my good name. I have received numerous PM's already from great Americans wanting to join my cause. This battle has just begun. Those of you wanting to stay neutral will not be allowed to stand on the sidelines and ponder your decisions. Those of you wishing to attack must come to the realization that you will also come under much scrutiny as well!!!

 

Can I be the moderator for the debate? Southern keeps telling me i am a good "pot stirrer" so i think i am qualified.

 

Now..let me get this right...we have two "caninates"???

 

Okay- this thread has blindsided me.

First, to my near and dear friend HollyB Your intelligence is matched only by your beauty

The smear campaign has begun

All I have to say is wait til you read my platform. It should appeal to all of my kind and dear friends on TBR. Have i told everybody how great everyone looks. Platedad- your spelling has become outstanding. I am so proud of you...and Stretchy, have I mentioned since your new growth in height that your new clothes look fabulous.

..and dbacks, have I mentioned it is time for me to take you and AGYK out to dinner, my treat?

and to my dear friends in Hickory, Red Bear and SEO. You are welcome to borrow the TBR plane any time you need to to watch your son's play ball.

and to Southy..may all your peanut shells be full

to Diesel, have i mentioned that I have secured a position of your son's choice to play for the Dirtbag's the rest of his HS career.

and to all my college coaching friends: feel free to call me anytime to secure that player you are wanting. It's a done deal.

and to my HS coaching friends in Charlotte. I will honor you with one State Championship.

and to my buddy, Coach Steve Evans, I guarantee a win this year against South Granville

and to my friend Freddy Suggs: I wish Freddy I could offer you something, but you have it all.

I'm not saying these things to influence anybody's decision, unlike my opponent. I say these things because i mean it.

Thank you for taking the time to read this from someone that is humble in your presence (and your presents, too).

God bless you and God bless baseball and the USA

 

While Coach27 is clearly the more qualified candidate,,,,,,, I must admit Braves has more "foreign policy" experience...

...afterall he made peace and provided a playground for the legion nation.

Braves, other expertise... (and of course the LIES "I mean stories" that follow all his expeditions)

 

I said PlateDad's spelling has been "near" perfect, but perfection is what he is striving for. Bless his heart

 

Thank you, kind sir, for your vote. While that renegade coach was preaching the benefits of Showcase ball, I was always in your corner telling everybody that Legion baseball is great!!!!...or was that another coach who said that?

 

... it don't matter, run with that, political ads don't have to be factual.

 

My sentiments, too