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Your Favorite Baseball Saying

Discussion in 'Baseball' started by aguyyouknow, Oct 9, 2006.

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  1. Oct 11, 2006 at 12:24 PM #31
    Applejack

    Applejack ALL WINTER TAN

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    Single- A baseball in Vero Beach. I was struggling in the seventh with one out and 2 on. 1-0 ball gm 3-2 count.

    Stan Wasiak calls time out to come visit me. He looks me dead in my frustrated eyes and said " Son when I was younger in the morning time my penis used to stand up and watch me shave. Now that I'm older in the morning time it watches me shine my shoes"
    Turned around and walked off.

    Sinker away, ground ball to short, DP and out of the inning.
     
  2. Oct 11, 2006 at 1:36 PM #32
    ncsu82

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    Skip carey said....

    Quoted from Skip Carey during a Braves game years ago after a harmless, mini pop-up to the pitcher......

    ....."that wouldn't have been a home-run in a phone booth!"

    Not neccessarily my favorite, but always a good laugh.
     
  3. Oct 11, 2006 at 6:30 PM #33
    Intimidator Coach

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    Ted Williams

    "Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer."
     
  4. Oct 11, 2006 at 10:31 PM #34
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    Tommy Lasorda

    He couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat
     
  5. Oct 12, 2006 at 8:09 AM #35
    BaseballMan

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    Skip Caray after yet another Braves loss back in the 80s when they sucked: "Once again, the Braves snatch defeat from the jaws of victory!"
     
  6. Oct 12, 2006 at 11:41 AM #36
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    From the ump!

    PLAY BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  7. Oct 12, 2006 at 11:52 AM #37
    Applejack

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    Steve Sax

    "How's your wife and my kids?"
     
  8. Oct 12, 2006 at 11:59 AM #38
    Pioneer-Pride16

    Pioneer-Pride16 Baseball is Everything

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    Rhett Harper--

    "That ball was molested"
     
  9. Oct 12, 2006 at 12:35 PM #39
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    Truthful Umpire

    After being confronted by a coach on a close play at the plate the Umpire returned to preform his duties - shook up by the conversation the umpire signals to the pitcher to pitch but is not ready. THe pitch hits the glove and makes that glove-ball noise. The umpires calls out "BALL!!!" the coach knowing it was right down the middle yelled out to him " And Where was that one?!!!!" - Umpire replies back - " I dont know Coach - but it sounded low".

    Thats my favorite every time I hear it told
     
  10. Oct 12, 2006 at 12:42 PM #40
    BudMan

    BudMan Its about that time again

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    After a bad strike one call and two swings and misses, a local player walks back to the dugout complaining about how bad the umpire is. Jeff Johnson who some of you may know looks and him and says, "What are you so pissed about? He only missed one, but you missed two!"
     
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